In my 10 minute drive to work today, I was thinking about things that suck. For me just about everything sucks but even I am not above having a good time.
Of course the things that SUCKS the absolute most are
a) a job in the financial industry
b) a job in the CD/DVD manufacturing industry
c) a job in the telemarketing industry
d) hell, any job at all.
Other notable mentions
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Working to pay your overpriced daycare provider
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Rain
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Clowns (but I love the psychotic one from the movie IT)
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Love Stories
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The Toronto Maple Leafs, Jays and Raptors
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Turning 30
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Anal Assholes
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Any Asshole
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Drive Thru’s
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Public Transit
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My Car
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Having too many kids
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Not having any kids
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Rehab
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Celebrities who don’t know what underwear are
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Being in love with someone who doesn’t love you back
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Scientology and L.Ron Hubbard
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Puff Daddy/P Diddy/WTF Diddy
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Running out of toilet paper, after you have used the toilet
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Seniors who are still allowed to drive
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The parking lot at my work
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Close talkers
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Doing Laundry
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Smart Asses
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Lice
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Pedophiles
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Dogs
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Movies with Monkeys as the star
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When you can’t stay awake on New Years Eve
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‘Ol Dirty Bastard
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PEOPLE WHO TYPE EMAILS IN CAPS
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Richard Simmons
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People who wear too much perfume/cologne
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Dirty public restrooms
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Wet pet food commercials that show the food
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Pigeons
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Dubya
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Being the butt of a joke
To many to fit, to be continued
