BLAH!!!! BLECK!!!
It is Monday….
My entire neighborhood smells like a sewer, due to endless rain and snow clogged catch basins.
I checked the mailbox today in anticipation of a big fat cheque, the result of a bank mistake, or publisher’s clearing house draw and all I found were more (surprise!!) bills.
I can not for the life of me keep my eyes open, my throat is sore, my nose is runny and all my kids are sick.
I am broke, poor but making the daycare provider rich
I have had the same request for insurance quote on my desk since friday, have shuffled it 6579 times in attempts to look busy, but have not obtained an actual quote.
I have had the exact same email open on my computer since 8:36 this morning. People are getting suspicious.
Somebody is eating Indian food in the kitchen, which I have the good fortune to sit next too, oblivious to the fact the entire office is green and fighting over the toilet.
My hair is not doing anything I want it to. My brain is telling me to pull a “Britney Spears” by I am too lazy to dig out the hair clippers.
My nightmares are getting more and more creepy every evening. Last night I dreamnt I was sitting on the toilet and a ghost came out of the shower and walked passed me. Then went into the kitchen and ate hot dog.
I am suffering from writers block. Wittiness has left me.
I am going to be 30 this year. No more skateboarding, beer bongs and wet t-shirt contests
I have to take not 1 but 2 of my kids to the dentist today. Yes, the same dentist who 2 weeks ago my daughter kicked in the face when he attempted to look in her mouth.
I am done complaining. Dexter was awesome as always. Dancing with the Stars tonight. The fact that that oaf Penn Jillette is off the show is enough to put a smile on Simon Cowell’s face.
Drugs are still working well.
No feelings $0
No emotion $0
No sex drive $0 (viagara here I come)
No energy $0
Not giving a fuck= Priceless
